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Patient, at the last possible moment of a closing lane merge, forces themselves in despite having had a full mile of advance notice. Uses blinker only after cutting in. Honks at the car that didn't let them. Considers themselves the victim of the interaction. Has delivered a hand gesture.
Chronic. Deteriorating with every construction zone.
Untreatable. The sign with a mile's warning, apparently, was not seen.
Patients with Terminal 'Let Me In' Entitlement typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Terminal 'Let Me In' Entitlement present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Ius fusionis permanens, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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