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| Dosage | One (1) gym visit, booked within the next 14 hours |
| Frequency | Once; the streak resumes from there |
| Duration | Starting on any day that is not Monday |
| Refills | 0 — the Monday cycle must be broken, not scheduled around |
The Institute dispenses Hodie Non Lunae for:
Hodie Non Lunae is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Today, Not Monday, no postponement — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.