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| Dosage | One (1) formal end-date set for the current bulk, announced out loud to a witness |
| Frequency | Once; the date is, apparently, the treatment |
| Duration | The bulk ends when the date arrives, not when the mirror approves |
| Refills | 0 — 'next month' has been said 15 times already |
The Institute dispenses Volumen Indefinitum Cessatio for:
Volumen Indefinitum Cessatio is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Indefinite Bulk, concluded — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.