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| Dosage | One (1) reboot actually watched in full before any public outrage is deployed |
| Frequency | Per reboot opportunity |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | Unlimited — the outrage will, apparently, still be available if the reboot is, in fact, bad |
The Institute dispenses Visio Ante Indignationem for:
The Institute issues Visio Ante Indignationem for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Viewing Before Outrage, required. The dosage follows from the name.
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