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| Dosage | Zero (0) memecoin purchases made between 10 PM and 8 AM |
| Frequency | Continuous |
| Duration | Permanent adjustment |
| Refills | 0 — the 2:47 AM Twitter thread was never, in fact, actionable intelligence |
The Institute dispenses Degen Abstinentia Nocturna for:
Degen Abstinentia Nocturna is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Degen Abstinence, nocturnal — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.