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| Dosage | One (1) actual vet visit, booked within 24 hours of symptom onset |
| Frequency | Per concerning symptom, no exceptions |
| Duration | For the lifetime of the pet |
| Refills | Unlimited — TikTok herbalists are not, strictly, veterinarians |
The Institute dispenses Veterinarius Confrontatio for:
Veterinarius Confrontatio is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Veterinarian Appointment, scheduled — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.