UNTREATABLE.COM
| Dosage | Minimum 14 accounts unfollowed per session |
| Frequency | Quarterly, or after any comparison spiral |
| Duration | Permanent — the follows should not be reinstated |
| Refills | Unlimited — the feed regenerates the problem |
The Institute dispenses Unfollowus Necessarius for:
Prescription Unfollowus Necessarius belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.
The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Strategic Unfollowing, targeted. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.
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