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| Dosage | Zero (0) purchases or style adoptions explicitly triggered by observed viral trends for 90 consecutive days |
| Frequency | Continuous for the duration |
| Duration | 90 days minimum |
| Refills | Unlimited — the next viral trend will, apparently, be available in 90 days, with a new name |
The Institute dispenses Tempus Sine Tendentiis for:
The Institute issues Tempus Sine Tendentiis for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Time Without Trends, one season. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.