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| Dosage | One (1) corner opposite the existing occupant, no humming, no small talk |
| Frequency | Per elevator boarding with pre-existing occupant |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | Unlimited — empty space is, apparently, permitted |
The Institute dispenses Tacitus Elevatorius for:
The Institute issues Tacitus Elevatorius for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Elevator Silence, with buffer. The dosage follows from the name.
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