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Patient opens every interaction — with strangers, with coworkers, with the dental hygienist mid-cleaning — with a meteorological report. Said 'hot one today, huh?' inside a climate-controlled elevator. In December. To a man wearing a scarf. The scarf did not answer.
Untreatable. The patient believes this is a personality.
None. Closed questions lead only to more weather.
Patients with Chronic Unsolicited Weather Opener typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Unsolicited Weather Opener was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Exordium meteorologicum obligatus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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