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Proximitas Ordinata

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #16,647 Public Life & Strangers
Prescribed
Proximitas Ordinata
(Queue Distance, one meter)
DosageOne (1) meter maintained between patient and the person ahead in any line
FrequencyPer queue entry
DurationLifelong
Refills0 — the meter is non-negotiable
Side effects May include the specific absence of a stranger's breath on the back of the neck, a queue that moves at the same rate as before, and — critically — a DMV visit that ends without anyone's phone-screen having been read.
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The Institute issues Proximitas Ordinata for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.

Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Queue Distance, one meter. The dosage follows from the name.

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