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| Dosage | One (1) family meeting declaring the elf has returned to the North Pole for professional reasons |
| Frequency | Once — this December |
| Duration | Permanent; do not resurrect under pressure |
| Refills | 0 — the elf cannot return without invalidating the exit |
The Institute dispenses Solstitium Elvi for:
Solstitium Elvi is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Elf Sabbatical, negotiated — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.