Formulary Entry

Aequitas Infantilis

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Rx #14,659 Parenting

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Aequitas Infantilis

(Baby Equality, self-imposed)

Dosage	One (1) deleted screenshot of another baby's milestone post
Frequency	Per triggering mom-group conversation
Duration	Until covert wave-training sessions cease
Refills	Unlimited — the mom group will produce more triggers

Side effects May include a three-day mental silence about the neighbor's baby who is, allegedly, already cruising, the phantom urge to post a disguised flex, and — by day nine — the genuine peace of accepting that your baby will do the thing when your baby does the thing.

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Prescribed for

The Institute dispenses Aequitas Infantilis for:

Covert wave-training regimens
Competitive-milestone mom-group conversations
The specific 11-month-old anxiety spiral triggered by another mom's 'pulling to stand already.'

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This is the formulary entry for Aequitas Infantilis. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Baby Equality, self-imposed, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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