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Every chore, favor, and emotional labor unit is being tracked in an invisible ledger. The ledger has never, in 11 years, balanced. It never will.
Terminal to peace of mind.
None. Forgiveness is considered a gift, and is tallied.
Patients with Chronic Score-Keeping Marriage Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Score-Keeping Marriage Syndrome — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Numerarius matrimonialis eternus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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