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Chronic Passive-Aggressive Partnership

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Diagnosis
Chronic Passive-Aggressive Partnership
Agressio obliqua maritalis
Clinical description

Conflict is never discussed. It is, instead, referenced via sighs, pointed cleaning, and one very long Sunday afternoon during which no words are spoken.

Prognosis

Never resolved. Always present.

Recommended treatment

None. Therapy has been suggested and weaponized.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Passive-Aggressive Partnership typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Chronic Passive-Aggressive Partnership was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.

The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Agressio obliqua maritalis β€” fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.

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