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| Dosage | One (1) financial plan drafted containing zero references to token prices, airdrops, or market movements |
| Frequency | Once; revisit quarterly |
| Duration | Permanent framework |
| Refills | Unlimited — the plan is, apparently, for a life that is not an airdrop |
The Institute dispenses Planum Controllatum for:
Planum Controllatum is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Controllable Plan, with no crypto clauses — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.