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Patient is, technically, building 'multiple streams of income.' The streams, on examination, consist of: one salaried job, a savings account, and four aspirational projects that have produced a combined $47 in 18 months. Patient has, at parties, described themselves as 'diversified.' The diversification is structural only in the sense that disappointment comes from multiple directions. Patient has just added a fifth stream — a vending machine they have not yet purchased.
Chronic. Each new stream further dilutes the attention available for any of them.
None. The $47 total has not, apparently, updated the strategy.
Patients with Advanced Passive-Income Fantasy Maintenance typically present with some or all of the following:
Advanced Passive-Income Fantasy Maintenance is an advanced behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Somnium reditus passivus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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