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| Dosage | One (1) specific action toward improving the patient's actual current life, taken before any further research into the Norwegian cabin is permitted |
| Frequency | Daily |
| Duration | Lifelong practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the cabin will, apparently, still be on Pinterest when the actual life is manageable |
The Institute dispenses Actio Ante Fugam for:
Actio Ante Fugam is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Action Before Escape, one step — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.