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| Dosage | Zero (0) progress photos taken for 30 consecutive days |
| Frequency | One-time reset, repeatable |
| Duration | 30 days minimum |
| Refills | Unlimited — the archive does not, apparently, need a Week 95 entry immediately |
The Institute dispenses Photographia Suspensa for:
Photographia Suspensa is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Photography Suspended, one month — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.