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| Dosage | One (1) hour spent deleting photos in blocks of 47, no review of each individual shot, no saving 'just in case' |
| Frequency | Monthly minimum |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the 47,000-photo archive is, apparently, not the memory |
The Institute dispenses Photographia Excisio for:
Photographia Excisio is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Photo Cull, one hour — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.