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Patient has 24,000 photos, of which approximately 41 are good. Cannot delete any of them. The cloud has stopped offering upgrades.
Permanent. Storage will be bought, not trimmed.
None. Each photo is 'in case I need it.'
Patients with Severe Camera-Roll Hoarding typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Severe Camera-Roll Hoarding present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Imago accumulatus infinitus, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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