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Patient has not been alone with their thoughts since 2019. Wears AirPods in the shower, during conversations, and, on one occasion, under general anesthesia.
Thoughts, if ever encountered, would now be unrecognizable.
None. A lost AirPod triggers a five-stage grief response.
Patients with Severe AirPod Codependency typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe AirPod Codependency was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Auricula silicio eternalis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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