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Photogenesis Cessatio

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #86,200 Driving & Traffic
Prescribed
Photogenesis Cessatio
(Photography Suspension, one meet)
DosageOne (1) car meet attended with no photography taken
FrequencyOnce per month minimum
DurationPermanent rotation
RefillsUnlimited — the cars will, apparently, still be there
Side effects May include the specific phantom urge to photograph a particularly clean engine bay, the restlessness of no post-meet Instagram upload, and — critically — the observation that the meet was, apparently, the point and not the content.
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Photogenesis Cessatio is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Photography Suspension, one meet — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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