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| Dosage | Ten (10) minutes, outdoors, no podcast, no call, no pet |
| Frequency | Daily, ideally before noon |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | Unlimited — fresh air is, apparently, a medication now |
The Institute dispenses Oxygenium Solus for:
Oxygenium Solus is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Ten Minutes Outside, unaccompanied — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.