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Acute 'My Therapist Said' Ventriloquism

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ACUTE
Diagnosis
Acute 'My Therapist Said' Ventriloquism
Attributio terapeuticus excessiva
Clinical description

Patient has begun quoting their therapist in arguments, texts, and work reviews. The therapist, contacted for comment, has no recollection.

Prognosis

Permanent. Therapist now appears in citations.

Recommended treatment

Untreatable. The therapist is not coming.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Acute 'My Therapist Said' Ventriloquism typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Acute 'My Therapist Said' Ventriloquism is an acute behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.

In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Attributio terapeuticus excessiva — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.

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