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Oblivionis Temporaria

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #73,911 Online Life & Social Media
Prescribed
Oblivionis Temporaria
(Temporary Oblivion, phoneless)
DosageOne walk, minimum 22 minutes, device left at home
FrequencyOnce per day minimum; twice on bad days
DurationUntil the urge to check returns, and then ten more minutes
RefillsUnlimited — condition is structural
Side effects May include birdsong acknowledgment, the realization that trees exist, and a brief sense of being a person rather than a user. Effects degrade rapidly on return indoors.
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Prescription Oblivionis Temporaria belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.

The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Temporary Oblivion, phoneless. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.

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