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Detoxium Feedicus

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #74,780 Online Life & Social Media
Prescribed
Detoxium Feedicus
(Feed Detoxification, 72-hour)
DosageOne (1) app uninstall; reinstallation not permitted for 72 hours
FrequencyAs needed, and needed more often than the patient admits
Duration72 hours minimum; 7 days preferred
RefillsUnlimited, but the patient is ashamed to ask
Side effects May include boredom, the sudden experience of waiting, and — around hour 41 — a thought that is not a meme. The thought is yours.
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What is this?

Detoxium Feedicus is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Feed Detoxification, 72-hour — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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