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| Dosage | One (1) phantom-scroll event noted, named, and allowed to pass without retrieving the actual phone |
| Frequency | Per phantom scroll episode |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the phantom scroll is, apparently, the muscle's memory without the algorithm's content |
The Institute dispenses Pollex Vacuus Observatus for:
Pollex Vacuus Observatus is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Empty Thumb Observed, without action — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.