Formulary Entry

Nominatio Spatii Propria

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #35,194 Marriage & Partnership

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Nominatio Spatii Propria

(Own-Space Named, firmly)

Dosage	One (1) bed boundary established verbally with the partner, enforced for 14 consecutive nights
Frequency	Once; the boundary is structural
Duration	Lifelong
Refills	0 — the 2cm compression is, apparently, the marriage in miniature

Side effects May include the specific guilt of reclaiming inches, the phantom urge to migrate southwest anyway, and — critically — the observation that the partner had, apparently, also been compensating in silence; both parties are now sleeping in the full available width of their respective halves.

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Prescribed for

The Institute dispenses Nominatio Spatii Propria for:

Chronic bed border dispute
The sleep-migration pattern leaving the partner with 2cm of available space
The specific territorial-expansion pattern normalized over years of shared beds

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This is the formulary entry for Nominatio Spatii Propria. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Own-Space Named, firmly, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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