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| Dosage | One (1) list written out from memory — partner's favorite meal, song, movie, and the name of their childhood pet — verified with the partner afterward |
| Frequency | Once; the gaps revealed are the treatment plan |
| Duration | Lifelong accumulation |
| Refills | 0 — the list is meant to grow |
The Institute dispenses Nomina Coniugis Memorata for:
Nomina Coniugis Memorata is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Partner's Favorites, memorized — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.