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One surviving succulent is being used as evidence of emotional maturity. Has been posted about six times. Has, on closer inspection, been dead since March.
The plant is plastic now.
None. A second plant has been purchased.
Patients with Chronic Plant-Parent Delusion typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Plant-Parent Delusion is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Succulentus parentalis exaggerata — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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