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| Dosage | One (1) social introduction per day delivered using patient's own name, no mention of the children, the dog, or the partner |
| Frequency | Daily for 30 days |
| Duration | Permanent introduction adjustment |
| Refills | Unlimited — the identity-as-caretaker will, apparently, still be available |
The Institute dispenses Nomen Meum Primum for:
Nomen Meum Primum is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading My Own Name, first — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.