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Severe Bedtime Battle Escalation

UNTREATABLE.COM Institute of Incurable Conditions
SEVERE
Diagnosis
Severe Bedtime Battle Escalation
Pugna somni nocturnalis
Clinical description

Patient's 5-year-old has now requested: water, a specific stuffed dog, a different specific stuffed dog, the hallway light left on, the hallway light turned off, one more story, a different story, another hug, a glass of water (again), and to 'tell me about when I was a baby.' It is 9:47 PM. Bedtime was 7:30 PM. The dog is under the bed.

Prognosis

Chronic. The stall arsenal grows weekly.

Recommended treatment

None. 'No more requests' has been said nine times.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Severe Bedtime Battle Escalation typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Severe Bedtime Battle Escalation β€” a severe condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Pugna somni nocturnalis. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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