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The photo was taken Sunday. It is Thursday. The caption has been written, deleted, and re-drafted 31 times. The lighting will no longer be seasonal.
The post is now overdue for perfection.
None. Posting without a caption is not considered an option.
Patients with Chronic Caption Paralysis typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Caption Paralysis — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Subtitulus eternus draftus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.