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| Dosage | One (1) meal consumed in whatever order food arrives at the mouth |
| Frequency | Once per week, expanding as tolerated |
| Duration | Permanent adjustment |
| Refills | 0 — the ritual was, apparently, the problem, not the meal |
The Institute dispenses Consumptio Spontanea for:
The Institute issues Consumptio Spontanea for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Free-Order Eating, permitted. The dosage follows from the name.
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