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| Dosage | One (1) cup of coffee ordered without defensive preamble explaining why patient has chosen it over matcha this morning |
| Frequency | Per morning |
| Duration | Permanent |
| Refills | 0 — the coffee was, apparently, always fine |
The Institute dispenses Cafea Restituta for:
The Institute issues Cafea Restituta for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Coffee Restored, on its own merits. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.