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Patient has, after every minor disagreement, internal 48-hour window during which they convince themselves the entire thing was their fault. Even when it was not. Even when the other party explicitly said it was not. Has now apologized for things that did not require apology three times this month. The others are confused. Patient is relieved. The relief is temporary.
Chronic. Resets every social interaction.
None. External evidence has been classified as politeness.
Patients with Chronic What-If-I-m-The-Problem Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic What-If-I-m-The-Problem Disorder — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Dubium proprium chronicum. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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