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| Dosage | Zero (0) side-project work between the partner's arrival home and bedtime, two evenings per week minimum |
| Frequency | Two evenings weekly, protected |
| Duration | Lifelong schedule protection |
| Refills | Unlimited — the analytics will, apparently, not update faster with constant refresh |
The Institute dispenses Editor Cessatio Vespertina for:
Editor Cessatio Vespertina is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Editing Cessation, evenings — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.