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| Dosage | One (1) November, skipped, no pre-order placed |
| Frequency | Once per release cycle, annual |
| Duration | Until the quit-and-return cycle breaks |
| Refills | Unlimited — the next release will, apparently, also be 'different this time' |
The Institute dispenses Bellica Abstinentia for:
Bellica Abstinentia is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Warfare Abstinence, annual — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.