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Recensio Non-Responsa

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #67,520 Modern Life & Routines
Prescribed
Recensio Non-Responsa
(Review Request Ignored)
DosageZero (0) post-transaction rating forms completed for 30 consecutive days, unless the experience was genuinely exceptional
FrequencyContinuous for the duration
DurationPermanent practice
RefillsUnlimited — the rating will, apparently, not change the driver's income in any measurable way
Side effects May include the specific restlessness of an unrated Uber driver, the phantom urge to "just give them five stars so they don't lose their job," and — critically — the observation that the 94 rating forms patient had completed this quarter had required, cumulatively, approximately 47 minutes patient had not been paid for.
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What is this?

Recensio Non-Responsa is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Review Request Ignored — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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