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Chronic Weather-Personality Syndrome

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Diagnosis
Chronic Weather-Personality Syndrome
Atmosphera anima externa
Clinical description

Patient's entire mood is outsourced to the forecast. Three overcast days produce a spiral. One sunny morning resolves a six-month depression.

Prognosis

Stable when it is, by coincidence, sunny.

Recommended treatment

None. A SAD lamp has been purchased, then used as a bookend.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Weather-Personality Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Chronic Weather-Personality Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.

The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Atmosphera anima externa β€” fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.

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