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Patient has been texting another mom, Jen, for 14 days trying to schedule a playdate. Seven calendar proposals have been rejected. Jen has a swim lesson. A thing. A call. Also strep. Patient has proposed dates into the next school year. The kids do not know each other. The kids do not need to meet. The adults have, against all odds, still not given up.
Chronic. The playdate has not occurred in four months.
None. The 'just the four of us' dinner was also rejected.
Patients with Severe Playdate Scheduling Psychosis typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Playdate Scheduling Psychosis was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Ordinatio ludi socialis infinita — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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