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| Dosage | One (1) piece of cutlery, used without inspection or rinse |
| Frequency | Once per meal, minimum; increase as tolerated |
| Duration | Until the pre-meal ritual dissolves entirely |
| Refills | 0 — the dishwasher is either trusted or it isn't |
The Institute dispenses Acceptatia Mechanica for:
Acceptatia Mechanica is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Machine Acceptance, on faith — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.