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Patient cannot choose. Reads the menu three times. Asks the table what they're having. Orders the same thing anyway. Has cried mildly on two occasions.
The choice is the problem.
None. Pre-reading the menu online did not help.
Patients with Acute Restaurant-Menu Paralysis typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Restaurant-Menu Paralysis is an acute behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Seleccio culinaris indecisiva — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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