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Proportio Restituta

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #47,400 Modern Life & Routines
Prescribed
Proportio Restituta
(Correct Ratio, restored)
DosageOne (1) meal, taken with sauce in a quantity not exceeding the food
FrequencyPer meal containing condiments
DurationLifelong
Refills0 — the sauce is an accompaniment, not a vehicle reversal
Side effects May include the specific dryness of a fry tasted on its own, the phantom urge to request 'just a little more ranch,' and — by week one — the unsettling experience of tasting the potato for the first time in 14 years.
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Proportio Restituta is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Correct Ratio, restored — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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