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Patient has said 'I am fine' 847 times in the last quarter. Has been asked follow-up questions three times. Answered 'yeah, just tired.' Is not tired. Is not fine. Has, in fact, several things going on. Will not be elaborating.
Chronic. The response is now fully automatic.
Untreatable. A real answer would require twelve minutes and some crying.
Patients with Terminal I-m-Fine Deployment typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal I-m-Fine Deployment is a terminal behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Responsum fictum perpetuum — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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