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Patient has, at 2 PM, agreed to a 7 AM workout with a friend. At 11 PM, they decide Morning Patient can handle it. At 6:47 AM, Morning Patient is furious. Morning Patient hates Afternoon Patient. This dynamic has operated for nine years. Afternoon Patient has never, at any point, experienced the consequences directly.
Chronic. The handoff between timezones is hostile.
None. Afternoon Patient continues to sign Morning Patient up for things.
Patients with Terminal Future-Self Betrayal Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Terminal Future-Self Betrayal Disorder present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Proditio sui futuri perpetua, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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