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| Dosage | One (1) recalled cringe memory named aloud to a friend, then deliberately not reviewed again for 30 days |
| Frequency | Per memory that surfaces compulsively |
| Duration | Until the memory loses its private-review privilege |
| Refills | Unlimited — the 2011 waiter incident will, apparently, not be improved by further private review |
The Institute dispenses Memoria Cringe Liberata for:
Memoria Cringe Liberata is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Cringe Memory, released — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.