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| Dosage | One (1) text left unanswered for exactly six hours |
| Frequency | Per message that does not require an immediate reply |
| Duration | Permanent adjustment |
| Refills | 0 — the skill is the treatment |
The Institute dispenses Responsum Differendum for:
Responsum Differendum is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Deferred Response Protocol — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.