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Patient takes Mondays personally. Has expressed, out loud, that Monday has it in for them specifically. Will produce no meaningful work before Tuesday at 11 AM.
Weekly. Reliably.
None. A three-day weekend shifts the trauma to Tuesday.
Patients with Severe Monday-Victim Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Monday-Victim Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Feriae principium vulnerabilis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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